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Believe or not, Children of the Corn 666: Isaac's Return is the worst Children of the Corn sequel ever! It's like a badly written fanfiction! Directed by Kari Skogland, written by Tim Sulka and John Franklin. (Why, John, why?)

The main protagonist is a Mary Sue character named Hannah, and she's just like Bella Swan (expect blonde): beautiful, 0 face expressions and dams- I mean dumbass in distress. I would understand if she admited her weakenesses, but no, she was so self-confident when went to Gatlin without thinking of that she could get herself in danger.

When Isaac felt in love with Mary Sue and talked to her in basement, I was like "Oh my God, Isaac, no! Don't propose that Mary Sue! You deserve better!"

There it was: Children of the Corn 666: Isaac's Return in nutshell. It was much worse than original movie, even Rotten Tomatoes know how bad movie that is!

Children of the Corn: www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10040…
Children of the Corn 666: Isaac's Return: www.rottentomatoes.com/m/child…

Yeah, that bad the movie is.
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Cinderella, I'm so sorry. I thought you are the weakest girl ever. Now I can see clearly I've been really wrong about you.